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atnoon · 08-20-2002, 12:51 AM

Chinese vs speilberg

A Chinese man went into a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the
counter, he was amazed to see that he was sitting next to the famous
Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg.
After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was
glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash the Chinese crashed down from his
stool, felled by a vicious punch from the director.
Picking himself up, he yelled, "What the hell was that for?"
The director ranted: "That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, you ##@!!
*#! My dad perished in that bombing!"
"I am not Japanese, you stupid **~##!?*! I am Chinese!"
"Yeah yeah yeah...Japanese, Burmese, Chinese,
you are all the same", retorted Spielberg.

Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double
from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and
delivered a mighty punch to the director, sending him flat to the floor.
"What was that for?" exclaimed the director.
"That's for sinking the Titanic! I had ancestors on that ship!"
the Chinese replied.
"You ignorant *****! The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!" shouted
the director.
"Yeah yeah yeah...Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg,... you are all the same!"

08-20-2002, 12:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
atnoon Within my grasp! Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Thailand Posts: 283	Chinese vs speilberg A Chinese man went into a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he was amazed to see that he was sitting next to the famous Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg. After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious punch from the director. Picking himself up, he yelled, "What the hell was that for?" The director ranted: "That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, you ##@!! #! My dad perished in that bombing!" "I am not Japanese, you stupid ~##!?! I am Chinese!" "Yeah yeah yeah...Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, you are all the same", retorted Spielberg. Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a mighty punch to the director, sending him flat to the floor. "What was that for?" exclaimed the director. "That's for sinking the Titanic! I had ancestors on that ship!" the Chinese replied. "You ignorant *****! The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!" shouted the director. "Yeah yeah yeah...Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg,... you are all the same!"