01.
Question : Why women life longer than men??
Answer : Because they haven't got women.
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02.
-Do you love me??
-Yes.
-When we'll marry??
-Why are you changing the subject?
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03.
A pregnant woman sees a doctor. He writes and doesn't look at her.
-Doctor, I'm pregnant![:X]
-Congratulations! Next.[|)]
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04.
Chukchata as frontier guard. A man approach his post. Chukchata cried:
-Stand! I'll shoot
!]
-I'm standing.:o
-I'm shooting.[}
]
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05.
-Hey ticket-collector, what a nuisance! The train has just departed and my suit has been stolen!
-Small wonder! It's a fast train.[:o)]
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06.
What is effort for artificial intellect??
A woman infront of a PC.[xx(]
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07.
Patient after an accident:
-Doctor, am I in hospital??
-Partly...[8]
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08.
System Doctor error:
Your girlfriend is pregnant:
(A)bort, (M)arry, (I)gnore... ???
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09.
Bil received as a present a gun on whom was written:
"Press any key to continue".[8]