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A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up, rubbed it and a Genie appeared.
The amazed woman asked if she was entitled to three wishes.
The Genie said ,
"No. Due to inflation , constant downsizing , low wages in
third world countries and fierce global competition,
I can only grant you one wish . So, what'll it be?"
The woman didn't hesitate. She said,
"I want peace in the Middle East . See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed ,
"Gadzooks lady ! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good but not THAT good ! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."
The woman thought for a minute and said ,
"Well , I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun , likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time and is faithful. That's what I wish for...a good mate."
The Genie let out a long sigh and said ,
"Let me see that ****ing map!"
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