[atnoon]

A man sat at a bar drowing his sorrows.
The barman notices the forlorn customer, so he strolls up
and asks why he's so glum. The man explains that he's moving to Australia and his friends are throwing a big party.
They will be singing and dancing all through the night.
They have even arranged for a fireworks display.

"But why would that depress you?" asks the confused barman.
"Well", the man replies, "I have not been invited."

At Noon