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atnoon
11-26-2002, 12:16 AM
Santa was travelling in a crowded bus, carrying a passport size
photograph of his son for college admissions. The photograph fell
from his pocket accidently and landed on the floor of the bus,
under the saree (a long skirt) of the lady standing infront of him.
Politely, he asked the saree (a long skirt) clad lady, "Can you
please lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph"

Rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted
in a hospital. He was surprised to see his old friend Banta on the
bed next to him, in a still worse condition. Banta started to
explain his "Adventure".

He had gone to a remote village on some work & couldn't finish the
work on time. He missed the last bus from that place and couldn't
find any Hotel to stay till late night. He approached a house nearby
and asked the owner whether he can stay there for the night.

The Owner replied "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow
you to stay".

He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for
the night. The Owner replied, "I have 3 grown up Daughters. Sorry,
I can't allow you to stay".

He went towards the next house and without taking any risks, asked,
"Do you have "grown up" daughters?".

The Owner asked,"WHY?????????"

Banta replied," I wanted to stay here for a night..... "

Noon:)