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atnoon
12-25-2002, 11:30 PM
Sawasdee ka!:)

A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. She goes to New York to
claim it and the man verifies her ticket number.

The blonde says, "I want my 20 Thousand Dollars"

The man replied, "No, madam. It doesn't work that way. We give
you one million dollars today and then you'll get the rest spread
out for the next 19 months."

Blonde says, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I
want it."

Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and
the rest during the next 19 weeks.

Blonde, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money!
If you're not going to give me my 20 thousand dollars right now,
then I want my 10 dollars back!"

Noon

Erin
12-27-2002, 07:59 PM
Maybe you could change this from "Blonde wins the lottery" to "Bush wins the lottery"!!

raghuveer_v
12-28-2002, 04:18 PM
If it were India, It'd have been "A Sardar wins a lottery..." :)

Erin
12-29-2002, 10:00 PM
No problem. I just want everybody to be friendly and happy here. I guess the moral of the story is you can make fun of blondes and Bush, but not other TestMagicians!!! :p

Vaya
12-30-2002, 08:53 PM
Erin, are you sure there are no blondes among the TestMagicians? :D
In this case only Bush left...:D:D

Have a nice day. Renata

vertical_horizon
12-31-2002, 04:04 AM
Originally posted by Erin Billy

Maybe you could change this from "Blonde wins the lottery" to "Bush wins the lottery"!!


Erin you seem to not like Bush very much hah? Did you vote for Gore (just curious, though)?

phuong

AmigoRo
01-02-2003, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by vertical_horizon


Originally posted by Erin Billy

Maybe you could change this from "Blonde wins the lottery" to "Bush wins the lottery"!!


Erin you seem to not like Bush very much hah? Did you vote for Gore (just curious, though)?

phuong


An anti-Bush bumper sticker reads

DON'T BLAME ME
I VOTED WITH THE MAJORITY

Erin
01-02-2003, 08:27 AM
I liked the one that read "Re-elect Gore"!! :p

Renata: About making fun of blondes--people seem to think it's safe to do so, but I've always thought that if you were blonde, you might get tired of it. Same goes for lawyers--people in the US think it's safe to make fun of lawyers, but I honestly don't think it is. Most of the lawyers I've known are normal, hardworking people. And a very, very good friend of mine of almost twenty years is a lawyer in Washington, D.C.