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atnoon
03-06-2003, 07:20 AM
An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger says "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I
died". So he takes the first parachute and jumps.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says "I am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated woman in the world, a Senator in New York and America's potential future President. She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, says " I am the President of the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die". So he takes a parachute and jumps.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten year old schoolboy "I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a good person and a priest I will give you the last parachute".

The boy replies "No problem, there is also a parachute for you. America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..."



Noon [:o)]

raghuveer_v
03-08-2003, 05:13 PM
It's great to see the same thing being popular world-wide!

believe it or not, we use to share these same jokes, albeit about our local politicians, when we were li'l kids!

pankajagg
03-11-2003, 05:52 AM
yes raghu our politicians and sardars :)

MaliciousHUT
03-19-2003, 07:05 AM
hi` hi`

After a long working day, such stories make me much more comfortable!
Thanks atnoon

thaiva
04-23-2003, 06:12 PM
There are many sorts of jokes like that one. That would probably be one of the funniest.:D