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atnoon · 09-27-2002, 09:07 AM

A man sat at a bar drowing his sorrows.
The barman notices the forlorn customer, so he strolls up
and asks why he's so glum. The man explains that he's moving to Australia and his friends are throwing a big party.
They will be singing and dancing all through the night.
They have even arranged for a fireworks display.

"But why would that depress you?" asks the confused barman.
"Well", the man replies, "I have not been invited."

At Noon

**Erin** · 09-29-2002, 06:40 PM

LOL, At Noon. Thanks for sharing this funny (but somewhat sad) joke.

atnoon · 09-30-2002, 12:09 AM

Yep!! I think so. It's sad indeed.

At noon

09-29-2002, 06:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
Erin So many things to do... Forum Admin Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: USA Posts: 8,303	LOL, At Noon. Thanks for sharing this funny (but somewhat sad) joke. _ _ _ _ SIG _ _ _ _ [Say 'hi'!] [Google Interviews Erin] [San Francisco Chronicle Interviews Erin]

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09-27-2002, 09:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
atnoon Within my grasp! Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Thailand Posts: 283	A man sat at a bar drowing his sorrows. The barman notices the forlorn customer, so he strolls up and asks why he's so glum. The man explains that he's moving to Australia and his friends are throwing a big party. They will be singing and dancing all through the night. They have even arranged for a fireworks display. "But why would that depress you?" asks the confused barman. "Well", the man replies, "I have not been invited." At Noon

09-30-2002, 12:09 AM	#3 (permalink)
atnoon Within my grasp! Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Thailand Posts: 283	Yep!! I think so. It's sad indeed. At noon

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