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**Erin** · 02-27-2002, 03:21 AM

You know you live in San Francisco when:
[*]Your co-worker tells you she has 8 body piercings, but none is visible.
[*]When someone says TENDERLOIN (a dangerous part of the city)- you don't think of steak. You think of danger.
[*]You make over $100,000 and still can't afford a house.
[*]You can't remember.... is pot (marijuana) illegal?
[*]You know where to buy live frogs for dinner.
[*]You think it is absolutely normal to be cold, hot and rainy all in one day.
[*]You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers.
[*]You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
[*]A really great parking space can move you to tears.
[*]You know that anyone wearing shorts in April is just visiting from Ohio.
[*]You assume every company offers domestic partner benefits.
[*]Your boss runs in "The Bay to Breakers" (an annual footrace)... It's the first time you have seen him nude.
[*]Your child's 3rd grade teacher has two pierced ears, a nose ring and is named "Breeze." And, after telling that to a friend, they still need to ask if the teacher is male or female.
[*]You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between yoga, aromatherapy, conversational Mandarin or a building-your-own-website class.
[*]You haven't been to Fisherman's Wharf (a tourist trap) since the first month you moved to SF and you couldn't figure out how to drive to Coit Tower (another popular tourist destination) if your life depended on it.
[*]A man walks on MUNI in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't notice.
[*]A woman walks on MUNI with live poultry. You don't notice.
[*]You think any guy with a George Clooney haircut must be visiting from the Midwest.
[*]You know that any woman with a George Clooney haircut is not a tourist.
[*]You keep a list of companies to boycott.
[*]Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay.
[*]The woman who delivers your mail is straight and your Mary Kay Lady is a guy in drag.

mysunny · 02-28-2002, 04:06 AM

dear TestMagic, do you have any short jokes? this one is so long and it , it is a little, hard for me to read~~~ :o

The future belongs to those who believe the beauty of their dreams.

**Erin** · 02-28-2002, 05:34 AM

Actually, this one is not long at all; it's a collection of one-liners.

But I've posted another short one already. Hope you think it's funny!!

Erin

Anghellix · 05-02-2003, 09:43 PM

thaiva · 05-03-2003, 04:58 AM

Hilarious great jokes you got there Erin.

Tim

Sri · 05-03-2003, 11:36 AM

02-27-2002, 03:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
Erin So many things to do... Forum Admin Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: USA Posts: 8,303	You know you live in San Francisco when: []Your co-worker tells you she has 8 body piercings, but none is visible. []When someone says TENDERLOIN (a dangerous part of the city)- you don't think of steak. You think of danger. []You make over $100,000 and still can't afford a house. []You can't remember.... is pot (marijuana) illegal? []You know where to buy live frogs for dinner. []You think it is absolutely normal to be cold, hot and rainy all in one day. []You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers. []You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. []A really great parking space can move you to tears. []You know that anyone wearing shorts in April is just visiting from Ohio. []You assume every company offers domestic partner benefits. []Your boss runs in "The Bay to Breakers" (an annual footrace)... It's the first time you have seen him nude. []Your child's 3rd grade teacher has two pierced ears, a nose ring and is named "Breeze." And, after telling that to a friend, they still need to ask if the teacher is male or female. []You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between yoga, aromatherapy, conversational Mandarin or a building-your-own-website class. []You haven't been to Fisherman's Wharf (a tourist trap) since the first month you moved to SF and you couldn't figure out how to drive to Coit Tower (another popular tourist destination) if your life depended on it. []A man walks on MUNI in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't notice. []A woman walks on MUNI with live poultry. You don't notice. []You think any guy with a George Clooney haircut must be visiting from the Midwest. []You know that any woman with a George Clooney haircut is not a tourist. []You keep a list of companies to boycott. []Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay. []The woman who delivers your mail is straight and your Mary Kay Lady is a guy in drag. _ _ _ _ SIG _ _ _ _ [Say 'hi'!] [Google Interviews Erin] [San Francisco Chronicle Interviews Erin]

02-28-2002, 05:34 AM	#3 (permalink)
Erin So many things to do... Forum Admin Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: USA Posts: 8,303	Actually, this one is not long at all; it's a collection of one-liners. But I've posted another short one already. Hope you think it's funny!! Erin _ _ _ _ SIG _ _ _ _ [Say 'hi'!] [Google Interviews Erin] [San Francisco Chronicle Interviews Erin]

05-02-2003, 09:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
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02-28-2002, 04:06 AM	#2 (permalink)
mysunny Trying to make mom and pop proud Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: China Posts: 4	dear TestMagic, do you have any short jokes? this one is so long and it , it is a little, hard for me to read~~~ :o The future belongs to those who believe the beauty of their dreams.

05-03-2003, 04:58 AM	#5 (permalink)
thaiva TM Guru-in-Training Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 761	Hilarious great jokes you got there Erin. Tim

05-03-2003, 11:36 AM	#6 (permalink)
Sri Within my grasp! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 489

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