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Couple had two little boys, ages 3 and 5, who were
excessively
mischievous. They were always getting into trouble
and their parents
knew
that, if any mischief occurred in their town,
their sons were probably
involved. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman
in town had been
successful in disciplining children, so she asked
if he would speak to
her
boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them
individually. So the
mother sent her 3-year-old first, in the morning.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice,
sat the younger boy
down
and asked him sternly,
"Where is God?
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no
response, sitting there
with
his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the
clergyman repeated the
question
in an even stern tone,
"Where is God?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the
clergyman raised his
voice
even more and shook his finger in the boy's face
and bellowed,
"WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran
directly home and dove
into
his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his
older brother found
him
in the closet, he asked,
"What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,
"We are in BIG trouble this time, Brother....
GOD is missing - and they think We did it !!!!!!
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