Okay, one of my Egyptian GMAT students from several years ago just sent me this joke. Please read at your own risk if you're easily offended.
Queen Elizabeth, George Bush and Mubarak died and went all to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said: I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there.... she called and talked for about 5 Minutes...then she said: well, devil, how much do I owe you???? The devil goes: five million dollars...five million dollars!!! She wrote him a cheque and went back to sit on her chair....
George Bush was soo jealous, he starts screaming, me too I wanna call the United States, I wanna see how everybody is doing too...he called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you???? The devil goes: ten million dollars..... Ten million dollars!!!!!! He wrote him a cheque and went back to sit on his chair.....
Mubarak was extremely jealous too...he starts screaming and screaming, I wanna call Egypt too, I wanna see how everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody..... He called Egypt and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking.... then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you???? The devil goes: one dollar..... Only one dollar!!!!!
Queen Elizabeth and Bush exclaim in agony, why only one dollar?
The devil goes: well, from hell to hell it's a local call!!
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