How to ask your Boss for a Salary Raise.

[bhamra1983]

One day Mr.X sent a letter to his boss asking for an increase in
his salary!



Dear Bo'$$'

In thi'$' life, we all need '$'ome thing mo'$'t
de'$'perately.
I think you '$'hould be under'$'tanding the need'$'
of u'$' worker'$'
who have given '$'o much '$'upport including '$'weat
and '$'ervice to your company.

I am '$'ure you will gue'$$' what I mean and
re'$'pond '$'oon.

Your'$' '$'incerely,
Worker





next day, the boss' reply:




Oh my dear:

I k'NO'w you have been working very hard.
'NO'wadays, 'NO'thing much has
changed. You must have 'NO'ticed that our company is
'NO't doing 'NO'ticeably well as yet.

'NO'w the newspaper are saying the world`s
leading eco'NO'mists are 'NO't
sure if the United States may go into a'NO'ther
recession.
After the 'NO'vember presidential elections things may
turn bad.

I have 'NO'thing more to add 'NO'w. You k'NO'w
what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

[manasi4gre]

Another funny one from Bhamra's laughter collection.

[manwiththemission2005]

Thats nice bhamra. Keep it going!

[spring_2006]

Rofl ---Good ones Bhamra..Keep em coming

[kronique]

....hehehe

[hungngo]

Thanks bhamra1983. It i$ really worth $pending time to read your po$t