Engineers V/S Doctors

[bhamra1983]

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.

So they both gather at Pune Station.

Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):

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7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives,
All 7 Engineers get in one toilet so when TC knocks, one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes

Away....

NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct Train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE


SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA):

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Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket Engineers don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!..

TC arrives....

ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE

ONE..
One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the
ticket and comes in Engg. Bathroom... TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined


SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA):
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SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the loc al to Pune.

This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time...
SO TC Comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets.....
Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train...........

Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are geniuses, don't mess with Engineers.

[manwiththemission2005]

haha.. true.. we are proud to be engineers!!!!! anyone a doctor uh???

amazing one dude.. keep it goin

[kronique]

heheheh....good one bhamra...have hrd that before....

[wasleys]

This talk of doctors and engineers reminds me of the report about the first year medical students who rescued a drowning man from a river.

The poor fellow was far gone but the students got him to the bank and began artificial resuscitation. The scene was pathetic with the medics working furiously and water pouring out of the victim's mouth. As is usual on such occasions a small crowd gathered. The medics worked on and water still spewed out of the man's mouth.

From the back of the crowd came a voice "I'm an engineer. I think I can help." The doctors elect ignored him and worked on, but to no avail. Came the voice again, "I'm an engineer…" but it was rebuffed with, "And we're medics, so shut up".

After fifteen minutes with nothing to show for the medics' attempts at life saving but a growing puddle on the bank the engineer spoke up again and this time got the response "We know about medicine and we know how to save lives" Came his reply, "Maybe you do, but I know about hydraulics and if you don't get his backside out of the water you'll pump the river dry".

Michael

[manwiththemission2005]

Haha.. Thats coooooooooool wasleys

[samy_dg]

Excellent one.

[kronique]

This talk of doctors and engineers reminds me of the report about the first year medical students who rescued a drowning man from a river.

The poor fellow was far gone but the students got him to the bank and began artificial resuscitation. The scene was pathetic with the medics working furiously and water pouring out of the victim's mouth. As is usual on such occasions a small crowd gathered. The medics worked on and water still spewed out of the man's mouth.

From the back of the crowd came a voice "I'm an engineer. I think I can help." The doctors elect ignored him and worked on, but to no avail. Came the voice again, "I'm an engineer…" but it was rebuffed with, "And we're medics, so shut up".

After fifteen minutes with nothing to show for the medics' attempts at life saving but a growing puddle on the bank the engineer spoke up again and this time got the response "We know about medicine and we know how to save lives" Came his reply, "Maybe you do, but I know about hydraulics and if you don't get his backside out of the water you'll pump the river dry".

Michael

Hahahaha......... you seem to conceal your age after all Mr. Wasleys ......

[wasleys]

Hahahaha......... you seem to conceal your age after all Mr. Wasleys:

Perhaps not. I first saw that in Purple Patch, the Durham University rag mag about 40 years ago. I'm surprised it's had such a good reception after so long.

Michael

[kronique]

Perhaps not. I first saw that in Purple Patch, the Durham University rag mag about 40 years ago. I'm surprised it's had such a good reception after so long.

Michael

Maybe because it is something of the "Golden Jokies" sort.....the ones that never fade away....

[Illusionz]

Maybe you do, but I know about hydraulics and if you don't get his backside out of the water you'll pump the river dry

Bwahahaha...good one!