kronique Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 Basic concepts of marketing ----- (as explained by an IIM prof.) 1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go upto her and say: " I am very rich. Marry me !". ------------ Thats " Direct Marketing" 2. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go upto her & get her phone no.. The next day u call & say:" I am very rich. Marry me !". ------------ Thats " Tele-marketing" 3.You're at a party with a bunch of friends & see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes upto her & says: " He's am very rich. Marry him !". ---------------- Thats " Advertising" 4. You're at a party & see a gorgeous girl. You get up, straighten your tie, walk upto her& pour her a drink. You then open the car-door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride & then say: " By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me !". ---------------- Thats " Public Relations" 5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks upto you and says: " You are very rich. Will you marry me !". -------------------- Thats " Brand Recognition" 6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go upto her and say: " I am very rich. Marry me !".. She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. --------------------Thats " Customer feedback" 7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go upto her and say: " I am very rich. Marry me !".And she introduces you to her husband. ------------------- Thats " Demand & Supply" 8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go upto her and before you say anything. another person comes and tells her "" I am very rich. Will you marry me !".and she goes with him. -----------------Thats " Competition eating into your market share" 9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go upto her and before you say : " I am very rich. Marry me !"., Your wife arrives. ------------------- Thats "Restriction for entering new markets" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhamra1983 Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Dats sum nice way,:) :D Keep it up Kronique:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kronique Posted December 19, 2005 Author Share Posted December 19, 2005 Thanks for replyin bhamra.:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhamra1983 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Thanks :hmm: For what???? ;) :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kronique Posted December 19, 2005 Author Share Posted December 19, 2005 Well about 15-20 guys saw this thread n u were the only one who replied.:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simba Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 well than thank me too. :-)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kronique Posted December 19, 2005 Author Share Posted December 19, 2005 well than thank me too. :-)) :D :D ...thanks you too simba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarushi2001 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 kron thats old!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kronique Posted December 19, 2005 Author Share Posted December 19, 2005 kron thats old! damn!!! that's why no one replied !!!:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarushi2001 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 cud be.. dont worry.. smile dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kronique Posted December 19, 2005 Author Share Posted December 19, 2005 cud be.. dont worry.. smile dude! atleast i have my darlin sis who replies:) :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarushi2001 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 aww.. u made me senti bro :).. well family is always with u no matter what ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kronique Posted December 19, 2005 Author Share Posted December 19, 2005 aww.. u made me senti bro :).. well family is always with u no matter what ;) lolz.....thanks a lot dear sis.:blush: :blush: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermione Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 atleast i have my darlin sis who replies:) :)Ah, so another sis replied too kronie. :):) Family is there o'course. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarushi2001 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 heehee Suja.. so u found that line (darn) :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kronique Posted December 19, 2005 Author Share Posted December 19, 2005 Ah, so another sis replied too kronie. :):) Family is there o'course. :D yay yay....i have 2 darlin' sis' who reply.....:D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarushi2001 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 kron u have 3.. ur actual sis will kill u.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kronique Posted December 19, 2005 Author Share Posted December 19, 2005 hehe....she's sleepin somewhere in sands of time.:D ....btw she's even more kiddie than me...so tis okie..:D :D...btw she was the one who gave me this & her darlin' bro replied;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarushi2001 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 hehe....she's sleepin somewhere in sands of time.:D ....btw she's even more kiddie than me...so tis okie..:D :D...btw she was the one who gave me this & her darlin' bro replied;) whats this?:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kronique Posted December 19, 2005 Author Share Posted December 19, 2005 whats this?:rolleyes: This is the piece of paper that had these definitions. Looks like eldest sis is kiddie at heart too.:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarushi2001 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 what is ur sis doing? well I am the kiddie of the house so I am a kid :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kronique Posted December 19, 2005 Author Share Posted December 19, 2005 She's jus in the 10th.:) :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarushi2001 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 not really a kiddie.. anyway wish her luck for her SSLC.. (am sure poor thing must be studying like anything).. n stop making this thread WLT :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illusionz Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 ROFL ...loved the last one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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