namith Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Not sure if this has been posted here before ....i found it very funny :) .... ************************************************** ***** GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles. ************************************************** ***** NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim. ************************************************** ***** NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold. GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. ************************************************** ***** NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted. ************************************************** ***** NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony. ************************************************** ***** NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity. ************************************************** ***** NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate. ************************************************** ***** NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity. ************************************************** ***** NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude. ************************************************** ***** NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid. ************************************************** ***** NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers. ************************************************** ***** NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation. ************************************************** ***** NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation. ************************************************** ***** NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow. ************************************************** ***** NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire! GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarushi2001 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 sorry but it has been posted earlier.. thanks for sharing :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manwiththemission2005 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 ya..posted earlier too.. anyways.. nice! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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