Difference between Normal Student & GRE student

[namith]

Not sure if this has been posted here before ....i found it very funny ....
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GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would
be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star

GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.

GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly
auriferous.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers

GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

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NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck

GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.

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NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together

GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to
congregate.

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NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep

GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

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NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness

GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to
rectitude.

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NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk

GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed
lactile fluid.

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NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks

GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated
canine with innovative maneuvers.

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NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap

GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.

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NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best

GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses
thereby the optimal cachinnation.

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NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes
of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

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NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!

GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration

[aarushi2001]

sorry but it has been posted earlier.. thanks for sharing

[manwiththemission2005]

ya..posted earlier too.. anyways.. nice!