You know you spend too much time online when...

[BeMaNiXbOi]

1. A friend calls and says, "How are you? Your phones
have been busy for a year!"

2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control.

3. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

4. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said
YOU'VE GOT MAIL.

5. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3
days and 45 minutes.

6. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.

7. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have
AOL in your car.

8. Tech support calls YOU for help.

9. You beg your friends to get an account so you can
"hang out."

10. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.

11. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.

12. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.

13. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.

14. You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep.

15. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an
instant message to.

16. You look at an annoying person off-line and wish that you
had your ignore button handy.

17. You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for a while.

18. "Where did the time go?"

19. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person
to sign on.

20. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

21. .....You end your sentences with.....three or more periods....…

[kicker]

LOL. This is so funny.

[Sri]

Linda, thy signature is almost like "Matrix", wondering whether this is real or dream and then the next step would be, am I a program in the Matrix????

[BeMaNiXbOi]

What is real? How do you define real?

[kicker]

Sri, my signature is actually from "The Matrix". I am just a big fan of "The Matrix".

No, I can't really define what is real. If I can, life will be much easier.