GRE Student Vs. Normal Student

[raghuveer_v]

After reading all the high frequency wordlists and vocabulary builders, a GRE student says ...<table border="1" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5">
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<td width="50%" style="font-family:Arial Black;color:white;background-color:black;font-size:18px;">GRE Student</td>
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<td width="50%">All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.</td>
<td width="50%">All that glitters is not gold.</td>
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<td width="50%">Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.</td>
<td width="50%">Beggars are not choosers.</td>
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<td width="50%">Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.</td>
<td width="50%">Dead men tell no tales.</td>
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<td width="50%">Neophite's serendipity.</td>
<td width="50%">Beginner's luck.</td>
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<td width="50%">A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.</td>
<td width="50%">A rolling stone gathers no moss.</td>
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<td width="50%">Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.</td>
<td width="50%">Birds of the same feather flock together.</td>
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<td width="50%">Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.</td>
<td width="50%">Beauty is only skin deep.</td>
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<td width="50%">Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.</td>
<td width="50%">Cleanliness is godliness.</td>
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<td width="50%">It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.</td>
<td width="50%">There's no use crying over spilt milk</td>
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<td width="50%">Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.</td>
<td width="50%">Spare the rod and spoil the child.</td>
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<td width="50%">The stylus is more potent than the rapier.</td>
<td width="50%">The pen is mightier than the sword.</td>
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<td width="50%">It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.</td>
<td width="50%">You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks.</td>
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<td width="50%">Surveillance should precede saltation.</td>
<td width="50%">Look before you leap.</td>
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<td width="50%">Scintillate, scintillate,asteroid minim.</td>
<td width="50%">twinkle,twinkle, little star.</td>
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<td width="50%">The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.</td>
<td width="50%">he who laughs last, laughs the best.</td>
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<td width="50%">Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow.</td>
<td width="50%">All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.</td>
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<td width="50%">Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting petrious projectiles.</td>
<td width="50%">People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.</td>
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<td width="50%">Where there are visible vapors having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.</td>
<td width="50%">Where there's smoke, there's fire.</td>
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<td width="50%">Simpletons expedite into vicinities where seraphic beings
are timorous to promenade.</td>
<td width="50%">Fools rush in, where angels fear to tread.</td>
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<td width="50%">Existence of propensity entails subsistance of avenue.</td>
<td width="50%">Where there is a will, there is a way.</td>
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<td width="50%">Callisthenics render a virile anthropoid consummate.</td>
<td width="50%">Practice makes man perfect.</td>
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<td width="50%">Prophylactic action transcends regimen.</td>
<td width="50%">Prevention is better than cure.</td>
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<td width="50%">Precipitate execution, reprieve deploration.</td>
<td width="50%">Act in haste, repent at leisure.</td>
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<td width="50%">A petit stride for a homo sapien, a gargantuan prance for
the anthropoid species.</td>
<td width="50%">One small step for a man, a giant leap for mankind.</td>
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<td width="50%">Eminent cerebra cogitate with similitude.</td>
<td width="50%">Great minds think alike.</td>
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Most of these are collected from the net. I got it through one of my friends. I am sorry I don't know the original author. And I added the last six.

Any more?


Raghuveer.

Edited by - raghuveer_v on 2002 Jun 05 01:48:42

[Erin]

Hey, these are pretty good, especially those last six!!

Could become an Internet classic!!

Erin