BLONDE ON AN AIRPLANE

[atnoon]

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A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that's where she will have to sit.

The blonde replies: "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm staying right here."

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

The copilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies: "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm staying right here."

The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.

The pilot says: I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I have learned to speak 'blonde'.

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and without question she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.

The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

"I told her First Class isn't going to Montreal."
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[atnoon]

<font color=teal>Hi!
I wonder why Americans say that all Blonde girls are stupid.</font id=teal>

[Erin]

Funny joke!!

And it's interesting that you ask that question. Of course, we don't think that all blondes are dumb, it's just that a blonde is kind of a "safe" thing to joke about. Nowadays in the States, and especially in California and San Francisco, we have people from all over the world living all together and very closely. It's just not appropriate to make fun of people based on race, religion, sexual preference, etc. (all that stuff...)

So people just now make fun of blondes... Or lawyers... Of course, the blondes and lawyers don't like it!!

Erin

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