Nobel Prize?

[anon]

I am sorry for the topic but I am trying to find a way to pass some time :P

Do you know what it takes to win a Nobel Prize or to put it straight how can I win a Nobel Prize

[Codename Gordon]

Similar question from me: how can I learn Chinese, Japanese, and Korean for 24 hours, travel to Naptune for a breath of fresh air, and after that win from the lottery without buying at least 10 000 ticklets?

anon, I guess we face the same answer: impossibility.

[shemz]

Some more question from me as well, with common cause of boredom:
1. If GOD created us, who created Him ?
2. If "matter and energy can neither be created nor be destroyed", why do we (or living matter) dies ?
3. If we travel faster than time, can we change the future ?
4. You have only two choices, what will you select to stay alive: burnt alive in liquid chromium or frozen alive in liquid nirogen ? (This is not the theme of Saw 6 )
5. Since any religion is a theory, a person who doesnt beleive in any religion, but beleives in theories of (lets say) Marx or Descartes can be called an atheist ? (Marx beleived in Hegelian principles, but still was called an atheist, why so ?)

@anon: If you can answer these questions (not diplomatically, but with reasoning), you deserve to win the Nobel prize. Cheers.