Sherlock Holmes in the wood

[atnoon]

Sherlock Holmes in the wood

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip.
After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down in their
tent for the night, and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend
awake.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied," I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" Holmes questioned.

Watson pondered for a minute. " Astronomically, it tells me that
there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I
deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are
small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will
have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
"Watson, you dumb ***. Someone has stolen our tent."


What did the sky tell you??

[Erin]

LOL!

[Vaya]

I knew this joke But it's nice to read it in English

Renata