NadiaS Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Why English is a Pain to Learn:) - The bandage was wound around the wound. - The farm was used to produce a produce. - The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. - He could lead if he would get the lead out. - The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. - Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. - A bass was painted on the head of bass drum. - When shot at, the dove doves into the bushes. - A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. - The insurance was invalid for the invalid. - There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. - They were too close to the door to close it. - The buck does funny things when the does are present. - To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. - The wind was too strong to wind the sail. - After a number of injections my jaw got number. - Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. - I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. - How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? English is a Stupid Language (poem) Lets face it English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine or apple in the pineapple English muffins were not invented in England French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted But if we examine paradoxes, we find that Quicksand takes you down slowly Boxing rings are square And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers write, how come fingers don’t fing? If the plural of tooth is teeth, Shouldn’t the plural of phone booth be phone beeth. If the teacher taught, Why didn’t the preacher praught? If vegetarian eats vegetables, What the heck does a humanitarian eat!? Why do people recite at a play Yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and Drive on parkways. You have to marvel at the unique lunacy Of a language where a house can burn up as It bums down And in which you fill in a form By filling it out And a bell is only heard once it goes! English was invented by people, not computers And it reflects the creativity of the human race (Which of course isn’t a race at all) That is why When the stars are out, They are visible But when the lights are out, They are invisible. And why is it when I wind my watch, It starts? But when I wind up this poem, It ENDS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gagan 83 Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 hi nadia, very informative, satirical post.in this forum of serious stuff ur post gave a titillating effect that brought smile. keep up the good work. take care gagan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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