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11-12-2002, 12:11 PM
A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was nearing home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocksaway and try the same thing. As we was driving back into his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat farther and farther away, but the darn cat
would always beat him home. At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and he left the cat there. Hours later, the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?" "Yes," the wife answers. "Why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man answers: "Put that damn cat onthe phone. I'm lost and I need directions!"

11-12-2002, 03:38 PM
LOL!! :)

11-12-2002, 04:17 PM

11-13-2002, 07:11 AM
Hello Raghuveer,
Sorry but i dont know what is "ROTFL"??
Please let me know.:)
I hope you liked the joke!!

11-14-2002, 01:27 AM
An excellent cat!

11-14-2002, 06:45 AM
ROTFL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing !!!

Hope that says it all...