View Full Version : The Spell Checker Poem

12-11-2002, 06:09 AM
I have a spelling Checker
It cam with my PC.

It clearly markes for my revue,
Mistakes I cannot sea.

I've run this poem threw it,
I'm sure pleased to no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My checker tolled me sew!

Two rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,

And we mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.

--Anonymous, in The Journal of Irreproducible Results

12-11-2002, 09:52 AM
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of
a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!
If I get corned beef and
cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get burritos one more time I'm
going to jump off, too."

The blonde guy opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time I'm
jumping too."

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

The blonde opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as

At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
known how really tired he was of corned
beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he
hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. "Hey, don't look at
me," she said, "He makes his own

12-11-2002, 01:40 PM
Good ones Ro!! Especially the construction workers joke made me LOL.


12-11-2002, 03:52 PM
Love these!

Erin, along with the TOEFL essays book which you are writing, why don't you publish this great collection of Jokes too... :)