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04-26-2003, 09:38 PM
This one is funny

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian
Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people
in a Quattro."

>"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.

>"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

>"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the Germans retort

>"Look at ze papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."

>"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs
>officer."Quattro meansa four. You have fivea people ina your car and you
>are thereforea breaking the law."

>The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over.I
>vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"

"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2
guys in a Fiat Uno."

04-26-2003, 09:59 PM
:D great!

05-02-2003, 01:47 AM
Hilarious :D:cool::):p:shy:[:o)];)

Where did you get these have you got any more?

Tim Evans