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A woman, newly appointed principal of a boys' school, was disgusted by the pupils' vulgar language and behavior. "Some filthy little girl in the neighborhood has been corrupting them all," the teachers told her. She teaches them dirty words and dirty songs, and it's rumored that she's having sex with them every night, out in the woods!"
The new principal was horrified. She said, "I must show our boys that a properly raised and educated girl doesn't behave that way." So she asked the neighboring girls' school to send over an intelligent and well-mannered girl to speak at the boys' assembly.
The girl they sent delivered a brilliant speech, talking like a college professor. The boys, the teachers, and the principal herself were all spellbound. The girl discussed art, science, culture, religion, history, you name it. Then she finished with a dazzling performance on the piano. The boys cheered wildly.
After they went back to their classes, the principal brought the girl to her office and gave her an award certificate. "Thank you for honoring us with your beautiful speech, my dear," she said. "I wanted to show our boys how a good girl behaves. I hope this will teach them to stay away from the little slut who's taking them into the woods at night."
"Thank you for the award," the girl said sweetly. "It will help towards my career in nuclear medicine. But I doubt if this will teach your boys to stay away from me!"
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