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BOY : I can't leave you ...

GIRL : Do you love me so much??

BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.

 

BOY : May I hold your hand??

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

 

GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away??

BOY : Were you away??

 

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?

BOY : What time was it??

 

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me ...

 

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

 

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...

BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

 

GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so

overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour ...

BOY : Yes Darling, that was the happi est hour of my life ...

 

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...

BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

 

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL : How soon??

 

GIRL1: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??

GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

 

BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!

GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

 

BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

 

BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?

GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

 

BOY : Will you come out with me this Saturday?

GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

 

BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!

GIRL : Okay, get out!!!

 

BOY : Shall we go and see a film?

GIRL : I've already seen it!!!

 

BOY : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?

GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck .

 

Noon:)

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