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    An Urch Guru Pundit Swami Sage ish's Avatar
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    some great lines :)

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    1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
    2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
    3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
    4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
    5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

    6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

    7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
    8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
    9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
    10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.

    11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

    12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
    13. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
    14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
    15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

    16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

    17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
    18. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
    19. Procrastinate Now!
    20. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

    21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

    22. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
    23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
    24.They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
    25. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

    26. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
    27. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
    28. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
    29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
    30. I smile! because I don't know what the hell is going on.



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    hilarious!

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    what is the source?

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    what is the source of these quotes

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    very old yea?

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    good ones.
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    Very nice.

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    I don't remember the source... sorry! prolly some email someone sent me a while back? Anyway glad they are liked

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    Is this your personal list for a happy life?

    Anyway, here are some from me:

    1. Love and work are like the electric and magnetic fields - together, they complement, support, and strengthen each other.
    2. Optimism may not be the most logical way of thinking but it is the most effective and the most pleasant.
    3. Reality is always worse than your happiest dreams, but also better than your worst nightmares. Some rational balance between the two gives the best picture of what is going on.
    4. Better crazy than lazy.

    Boring compared to yours, but still...

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    How come wrong numbers are never busy?
    Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
    Does that screwdriver really belong to Phillip?
    Does killing time damage eternity?
    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
    Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
    Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
    Why is the third hand on a clock called a second hand?
    Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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