walt526 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 This new product is designed for gamers, but I see huge applications for grad students! Razer Venom Professional Gaming Enhancement Solution | Razer | For Gamers. By GamersEver felt like you want to play on for hours but you can’t? “Just one more mission! One more round!” you say. Now you can go all night long (and longer) with the Razer Venom. Scientifically proven to boost your senses and take down any signs of fatigue, you will now be able to clock up to over 100 hours of gaming time in one sitting. Now you don’t have to worry about things like “sleep” and “food”. With Razer Venom in your veins, our serum additives like oxymialterxin and doctixilin keep your body nourished to keep you as fit as a fiddle – the food of champions. Razer Venom comes in an intravenous solution bag for personal consumption or a nebulizer which diffuses the Venom solution into a green mist to be inhaled – perfect for a week long LAN party with your clan mates. Complete game achievements, farm for gold, slay some orcs, pillage villages. Nothing can stand in your way now that you’re on a 120 hour marathon of awesomeness. This is the future. This is Razer Venom. Obviously an April Fool's Joke. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wobuffet Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 (edited) An IV stimulant for gamers? *shudders* No way this takes off... "Hey mom, I'm gonna shoot up some venom for my videogaming session!" "Okay, honey! Careful with the needles!" Edited April 1, 2010 by wobuffet people willing to inject themselves to get a rush have much more attractive, albeit less legal, options... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mialban Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 The link is quite creepy. I wonder though, do these performance enhancers really work, and if they do, will there be a time when these will be banned for non-entertainment use? Imagine having to take a blood test before a prelim... :crazy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2010app9357 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 You guys know this is an April fools joke right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mialban Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 mmm no? :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msu2010 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Wow that was an april fools? well I was fooled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wobuffet Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 (edited) You guys know this is an April fools joke right? Yeah, I totally knew that...... Edited April 1, 2010 by wobuffet not really. dang it, lol... curse you, walt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AREStudentHopeful Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Actually, I have read a few articles about "neuro-enhancements" that are becoming popular. The articles mentioned a growing population of professors using them, particularly in the fields of psychology and the biological sciences. Not to say that every high-performing professor is going to start getting wired, but some of the people they were citing were psych profs at Cal Tech and CMU and a few bio profs at the Ivies. Maybe economists are behind the trend line on this one ;). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norsker Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I'm waiting for the year when MIT sends out funded admission letters to everyone on april first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walt526 Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 Highlight the text on the bottom part of my post. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2010app9357 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Highlight the text on the bottom part of my post. :) Wow... very slick sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsdoodle Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I have to say I was a bit fooled! Although it didn't really make sense to me how this would actually work, so I wasn't going to believe it till I saw it :D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fp3690 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Great! With that stuff now we can all become addicted and die of a heart attack induced by an epileptic shock like the kid in Korea a couple of years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donovanmcnair Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Leaving the games for +5 years will be hard. Some of them can be played in small dosis, but the Total War Series is totally addictive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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