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dipesh last won the day on August 9 2005

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  1. suja, prior to inviting do ask them how'd they like saliferous food!...some foreigners do like Indian dishes for their spices mainly.:) appreciated. [sorry pal.]
  2. come on paggs, gone nuts!:whistle: i don't think suja liked it anyway, she has already edited her post. saw it! @suja, good done.
  3. @suja, yup... as far as my memory goes (though not far, its legs are short perhaps:p), we seem to be new to each other...welcome. am ur friend. be mine. :)
  4. @Parag, great!...so humor has intellect! :tup: @Manasi, nice to see u 'gain. Here goes something to activate the brain cells. 1. man ----------- board Ans. = man overboard 2. stand ----------- ----i Ans. = I understand got the drift? Let's try a few now & see how you fare ? 3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/ Ans. = reading between the lines 4. ---r road ---a ---d Ans. = cross road 5. cycle ------cycle ------------cycle Ans. = tricycle 6. t -----o -----w -----n Ans. = dow ntown 7. le / / vel Ans. = split level 8. 0 ------------- M.D. Ph.D. Ans. = two degrees below zero 9. knee! ------------ light Ans. = neon light (knee on light) 10. ii ii ---------- O O Ans. = circles under the eyes 11. dice ------dice Ans. = paradise (remember high school chemistry...the ortho,meta,para positions around a benzene ring in organic chemistry). 12. ground --------------- feet feet feet feet feet feet Ans. = six feet underground 13. he's / himself Ans. = he's by himself 14. ecnalg Ans. = backward glance 15. death / life Ans. = life after death 16 THINK Ans. think big ! ! And the last one is what made me missing all of you........... .. 17 ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb.... Ans. long time no 'c'(see)
  5. Well hiting the block after more than 3 months.Don't know whether anybody still recognizes me. Still humor can hardly be resisted to share. So here goes. ---- 1.A little boy is leaving school at the end of the day. As he strolls along the sidewalk, a car pulls up to the curb, and a man winds down the window. "Hey, kid, I've got candy in my car. Hop in and I'll give it to you." "No. I'm not going to." The boy walks on. Further down the road, the car pulls over again. "Hey there kid, if you get in my car, I'll give you all this candy, and a big bottle of cola. How about it?" "No way! Now leave me alone!" The boy walks on, quickening his pace. The car again pulls over beside him. "Look, kid, I've got a puppy at home you'd love to see. Get in and I'll take you there. You can have all the candy and the cola on the way. What d'you say to that?" The boy is getting agitated. He stops walking, and leans down to the car window. "Look, I don't care what you promise me Dad. I'm NOT riding in your Lada!" -- 2.Lenin is dying, and talking things over with Stalin, his successor. "The one worry I have," says Lenin, "is this: will the people follow you? What do you think, comrade Stalin?" "They will," says Stalin, "they surely will." "I hope so," says Lenin, "but what if they don't follow you?" "No problem," says Stalin, "then they'll follow you." -- 3. One night the captain of a tanker saw a light dead ahead. He directed his signalman to flash a signal to the light which went..... 'Change course 10 degrees South.' The reply was quickly flashed back... 'You change course 10 degrees North.' The captain was a little annoyed at this reply and sent a further message..... 'I am a captain. Change course 10 degrees South.' Back came the reply.... 'I am an able-seaman. Change course 10 degrees North.' The captain was outraged at this reply and send a message.... 'I am a 240,000 tonne tanker. CHANGE course 10 degrees South!' Back came the reply....... 'I am a LIGHTHOUSE. Change course 10 degrees North!'
  6. biotechwiz: saw u in just-finished-gre forum. Congrats on ur score nd best for d apps. joshiharsh2000: deeply sorry for being so late!...but its working now. may be u tried when our master Erin was transferring things to www.urch.com server...it no more shows a blank screen upon clicking on .pdf file. HTH
  7. CONGRATS BLASE!........great wishes for the apps.[clap] ---------- ******deepest apologia for missing you earlier...but thought 'better late than never'********:doh:
  8. Thnx Sangfroid n congratz!...best for the apps. -an old friend perhaps!:)
  9. gauravg, plz post ur essay in GRE AWA: Analysis of an Issue forum...there u can interact n get ur issue rated by your fellow mates preparing with you. thnx.
  10. Congrats Parag! :tup: Get a real good strong-in-composition SOP for urself...all my best wishes for ur apps.
  11. Manisha, U hv friends out here n collective prayers do bring results...dont worry...u will get just fine in a few days n will be talking to us just like another day...champions don't loose heart!...all the best for quick recovery! and return to the playfield to be with us. dipesh
  12. Hi Swapnil, thnk u...plz dont thnk that degree from very reputed institute controls all threads of good admit pal!...yes, i know good instiute matters...but as far as, if at all, impressing (by default) the prof. out there or making him thnk that the applicant is well versed wth lots of academic thngs..bcoz a reputed institute must hv a good infrustructure...but i don't thnk there really any substitute for good academic records...bcoz even if someone's insitute is not so reputed, good academics means the candidate has been serious to his academic n is capable of handling academic thngs well...if he's nt well versed wth one/two advanced thng (like using advanced instruments) the prof can train u and good academics ensure that the person uses his training to full advantage...keeping myself in a US Prof.'s position i cld tell u only this. prepare well...may be u'll get a better admit than me...life is queer with its twist n turns...love ur destiny whatsoever, man!:) all my good luck to u...
  13. thnk u Illusionz! neway i thought i wd see u in 'Just Finished my GRE' forum an week earlier!...when's ur test! Good Luck for ur D'day!
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