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  1. short & simple !!! thnx for the explanation Vidu.
  2. this one seems to be mind-boggling. lemme give it a try. if the ans is b... Skirmish relates to a slight fight in war between detached & small bodies of troops. Insignificance is the quality or state of being insignificant i.e. having little or no significance. Duel is to engage in or as if in formal combat. Formality is an established form, rule, or custom, especially one followed merely for the sake of procedure or decorum. gimme some mistakes to work on guys.
  3. Thank you for the correction, Nima :D ans 'd' makes proper sense.
  4. Good & precise explanation by Vadi.
  5. Loan is used to describe physical transactions, as of money or goods. Note can be a piece of paper currency or a certificate issued by a government. Subsidy is a grant i.e. giving of funds for a specific purpose by a govt. to provide Support, by supplying with money or necessities.
  6. Out here in India, Palmistry, an art or practice of divining or telling fortunes, or of judging of character, by the lines and marks in the palm of the hand, is a widely used tool in determining Fate or Fortune. It makes me wonder... if this science is logical or superstitious. I think... emotional intelligence can help us improve our survival potential. One thing I'm learning is 'choice'. Looking back in retrospect, for an important part of my life, I found mySelf in a catch 22 situation. No need to blame Fate now [b)] Finding a choice strengthens the decisions we make in our lives. Your life is in your own hands, the future lies within.
  7. good 1 buddy :D:drunk:
  8. Anghellix

    Good Son?!?!

    i like it NooN [^]
  9. Anghellix

    Funny Bone

    There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery... as to why the deaths occurred around 11 a.m. on Sundays. So a World-Wide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner. *********** The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both. *********** A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman. ************ Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death. ************ Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
  10. Anghellix

    After Hours

    Wrong ID: After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last winter, a Seattle man departed for his vacation in Miami Beach, where he was to meet his wife the next day at the conclusion of her business trip to Minneapolis. They were looking forward to pleasant weather and a nice time together. Unfortunately, there was some sort of mix up at the boarding gate, and the man was told he would have to wait for a later flight. He tried to appeal to a supervisor but was told the airline was not responsible for the problem and it would do no good to complain. Upon arrival at the hotel the next day, he discovered that Miami Beach was having a heat wave, and its weather was almost as uncomfortably hot as Seattle's was cold. The desk clerk gave him a message that his wife would arrive as planned. He could hardly wait to get to the pool area to cool off, and quickly sent his wife an e-mail, but due to his haste, he made an error in the e-mail address. His message therefore arrived at the home of an elderly preacher's wife whose even older husband had died only the day before. When the grieving widow opened her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out an anguished scream, and fell to the floor dead. Her family rushed to her room where they saw this message on the screen: Dearest wife, Departed yesterday as you know. Just now got checked in. Some confusion at the gate. Appeal was denied. Received confirmation of your arrival tomorrow. Your loving husband. P.S. Things are not as we thought. You're going to be surprised at how hot it is down here. (This is voted as the best e-mail joke in Australia in 2001 ) ---------------------------------- Talkathon: Over the weekend, Lalu Prasad Yadav, an infamous politician frm India, left Bombay on Western Express Highway heading towards Pune, when he decided to stop at a comfort station. The first toilet was occupied, so he went into the second one. He was no sooner seated than he heard a voice from the next toilet: "Hi, how are you doing?" Well, he was not the type to chat with strangers in highway comfort stations, and he really didn't know quite what possessed him, but anyway, he answered, a little embarrassed: "Not bad." And the stranger said: "And, what are you up to?" Talk about your dumb questions! He was really beginning to think this was too weird! So he said: "Well, just like you I am driving to Pune?" Then, he heard the stranger, all upset, say: "Look, I'll call you right back, there is some idiot in the next toilet answering all the questions I am asking you. Bye!" ---------------------------------- After Death: A woman was worried whether or not her dead husband made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance. Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, her husband's voice was heard answering, "Hello Margaret, this is meeee..." "Fred", she answered. I just have to know if you're happy there in the afterlife. What's it like there?" "Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever imagined", Fred answered. "The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected. And the only thing we do, all day long, are eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and over". "Thank God, you made it to heaven", his wife cried. "Heaven?" he answered. "What heaven? I'm a buffalo in Montana". C:My Documents1.gif
  11. very good indeed! [^]
  12. yer close to the answr buddy [^]
  13. thnx Tim, fer elaborating on the same :)
  14. always ask a woman what her motives are... this is the first step to solve the mystery --> what women want.
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